Comments on: Posterius Maymayeus

By: Maybe Maimed but Never Harmed › Rocking the Boat. By which I mean I also enjoy a good facial

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:55:25 +0000

[...] for being an ass. It’s true: I’m kind of an ass. I’m probably mostly an ass when I’m wiggling my bum at her trying to get attention so she’ll spank me or fuck me or something like that, but she claims [...]

By: A Place To Draw Blood Laughing › 10. Vanilla

A Place To Draw Blood Laughing › 10. Vanilla — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:06:37 +0000

[...] on my blogroll, it came up about fifteen times. Of those instances, one was a poetic comparison of May’s bum to the silkiness of vanilla ice cream. The majority were times in which I used the word to mean [...]

By: Eileen

Eileen — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 04:35:00 +0000

Mistress 160-

That is indeed tragic. I’m glad it turned out well.

By: Mistress160

Mistress160 — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 04:12:00 +0000

I enjoyed this post so much.

I was devastated when my husband / sub sol was ill last year and lost serious amounts of weight. His bum totally vanished. I had nothing to cane, life was tragic. So I put him on a forced feeding diet. He got three meals a day and constant snacks. It wasn’t easy, he won’t eat chocolate or anything sweet. But finally, thank God, the bum returned!

By: Eileen

Eileen — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:46:00 +0000

Tyr-
You know, I debated specifying that I had chosen not to write an ode, but figured none of my friends were quite that snarky. I was wrong :).

By: Týr

Týr — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 04:34:00 +0000

"I shall write an ode to your bum!" I proclaimed one night.

I await this ode.

I have never met such a well-soaped anus in my life.

This sounds like something a dog would say after sniffing an exceedingly clean butt.

By: Eileen

Eileen — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 05:46:00 +0000

Bitchy-

Yea, see, jock straps for me have never been a thing. Apparently I did not spend as much time as you peeping in the boy’s locker room. ;)

By: Bitchy Jones

Bitchy Jones — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 21:15:00 +0000

Welcome to my bankruptcy

;)

By: devastatingyet

devastatingyet — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 19:09:00 +0000

Heh. Well, “devastatingly” is better than “devastating,” which I’m so not. But oh well :-) I’m sure I’m bound to devastate someone sooner or later.

By: Eileen

Eileen — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 18:46:00 +0000

Devestating-

Devestatingly? Devestatingly awesome? I don’t know where my brain goes these days.